The ’90s brought us hundreds of words we use today, some focused on technology, others focused on the random evolution of pop culture.
I thought today I’d hit the ’90s, which also brought us some words that are critical — critical, I say! — to our lives today.
Here are my picks for the words born each year of the 1990s that are the funniest, most significant, and/or most notable additions to the English language and our current vernacular.
Best new word: World Wide Web
Runners up: cryptocurrency … hoodie … Internet service provider … malware … marg … McMansion … mixed martial arts … props … shout-out … spam … tighty-whities
Thoughts: World Wide Web would become the accessible entry point to the previously hardcore geeks only world of going online. I was one of those, by the way, despite being a little kid, I was using a 14.4k baud modem to access Usenet via the local engineering college. I was doing that roughly around 1990, too. I was also wearing tighty-whities, come to think of it.
Best new word: mixtape
Runners up: Arnold Palmer (the drink, not the person) … bestie … brain freeze … carjacking … cybersex … gift card … pescatarian … short messaging service/SMS … soul patch … tase … verklempt
Thoughts: Good job to Mike Myers getting “verklempt” into the dictionary here. I went with mixtape, though; even though cassettes were on the way out in 1991 (sort of, if my robust collection was any indication), the concept of a mixtape is enduring.
Best new word: Photoshop (as a verb)
Runners up: 3-D printing … arm candy … buzzkill … flash drive … Generation Y … HTML … man cave … meh … smack talk … URL … weak sauce
Thoughts: Adobe Photoshop was released in 1990, and within two years, it became a genercized term for photo editing. Which, to this day, Adobe HATES, by the way. I love their examples of how to properly use the word Photoshop. (Like, don’t say “That picture was Photoshopped,” say “That photo was edited using Adobe Photoshop Elements software.”) Been fighting that Sisyphean fight for 26 years and counting now, Adobe.
Best new word: booty call
Runners up: DVD … dwarf planet … e-commerce … fashionista … game changer … robocall … webmaster … website
Thoughts: I need to take a quick 90-minute break to watch Booty Call. The best part is when the movie awkwardly jams in Jamie Foxx’s ability to do impressions by having Vivica A. Fox tell him it turns her on to hear someone impersonate powerful men. What a film. What a triumph.
Best new word: mp3
Runners up: Botox … cisgender … dot-com … LASIK … metrosexual … pole dancing … roofie … spoiler alert … spywear … webcam … wifebeater (the clothing item)
Thoughts: I never really pinpointed 1994 as a moment when society totally changed, but the words listed above sure make it seem like a typhoon of cultural revolution touched land that year.
Best new word: instant messaging
Runners up: click-through … macaron … refinance … subprime … USB … webcast … wiki
Thoughts: The term instant messaging came around in 1995, and within a year literally everyone I knew was doing it every single night. Give me those 500 hours, America Online, because I’ve got kids I never talk to in school who I absolutely must chat with online.
Best new word: facepalm
Runners up: big data … cloud computing … cyberattack … DVR … embiggen … fist bump … gastropub … GOAT … NDA … phishing … smartphone
Thoughts: Facepalm may not have seemed like a major contribution to English at the time, but considering it’s the primary emotion of 2018, its origin deserves recognition. (Yes, even over embiggen. Pains me as a Simpsons fan, but I feel more facepalm-y than embiggened these days.)
Best new word: emoji
Runners up: Amber Alert … autotune … elliptical trainer … friends with benefits … Generation Z … smackdown … weblog
Thoughts: Emoji wasn’t just added to the language, it went on to become a universal language. That being said, is smackdown the one and only word that WWF/WWE ever contributed to the global lexicon? (As much as they wish “sports entertainment” would be?)
Best new word: social networking
Runners up: cyberbullying … open source … perfect storm … webinar
Thoughts: Not a great year for new words. That being said, social networking was a world-alerting invention, so it wasn’t just a “well there aren’t a lot of choices, let’s go with something by default” pick.
Best new word: blog
Runners up: bling … carbon footprint … chillax … clickbait … dashcam … e-reader … OPS … snark … texting … vape.
Thoughts: One day I’ll have to sit my grandkids down and explain how, no really, blogging was cool back when I started doing it.