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In this week’s 11 Points Countdown episode, Sam and comedian Betsy Cox celebrate Valentine’s Day by bagging on relationships.

Today is our Valentine’s Day episode of the 11 Points Countdown. And this year, it’s a bit of an anti-Valentine’s salvo. I’m joined by comedian Betsy Cox as we count down the results of my poll on the 11 *worst* things about being in a relationship.

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Here are the full results of the poll (highlight the first 11 to avoid spoilers)…

  1. Might get heartbroken
  2. Dealing with their family
  3. Fighting/arguing
  4. Don’t hang out with your friends as much anymore
  5. You’re never alone
  6. Stuck watching the TV shows the other person likes
  7. Having to hang out with the other person’s friends
  8. Having to censor what you say
  9. Gaining weight
  10. Dealing with the exes
  11. Takes an hour to decide what to eat every night
  12. Getting jealous
  13. Must answer to someone
  14. Only have sex with one person
  15. Keeping things fresh
  16. Making compromises
  17. Having to celebrate Valentine’s Day and anniversaries
  18. You become boring
  19. You change to make the other person happy
  20. Bad double dates with other couples
  21. Can’t get caught checking out other people
  22. Negotiations required for nights out
  23. Stop going out drinking so much
  24. Taking care of the other person when they’re sick/drunk
  25. Negotiations required for home decoration
  26. Toilet seat up/down
  27. The other person talks too much
  28. Lying about how the other person looks
  29. Let your hygiene go
  30. Having to take care of their pet