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An odd birthday party theme, new grumpy animal and alternate future Simpsons tattoo.

LIES! Last week, I said things were calming down and I could get back to regular 11 Points posting. My week did not turn out to be calm — in fact, it was busier and more draining than any one before — so I was not able to. Next week! For real this time.

Here are the Best Pictures I Saw This Week…

Second runner up: The Personal Injury Attorney Birthday

There’s a two-year-old in Prairieville, Louisiana who, apparently, is obsessed with a local personal injury attorney. So for his birthday party, his mom used that attorney as the theme. The attorney even sent him an autographed photo. The second choice for the party theme, by the way, was Mickey Mouse.

First runner up: Grumpy Dog

As much as I didn’t want to check out a bunch of articles yelling “MOVE OVER GRUMPY CAT GRUMPY DOG IS HERE!!!!!!”… yeah, the picture of this grumpy dog is pretty good. And “Earl” is a very good name.

The winner!

I love good Simpsons tattoos, and this person getting one of a hypothetical future where Marge marries Carl is one of the best I’ve seen. But how about one where Marge becomes a robot or Moe gets a cell phone?