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11 Strangest Methods to Predict Presidential Elections – 2016 Edition

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written November 1, 2016

Every four years, I make predictions based on 7-Eleven cups, the Redskins and Lakers, cookies, Halloween masks and more.

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 28, 2016

A picture of a Burger King pulling a prank has been delighting the Internet, but it makes no sense to me. Please help me figure it out.

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 24, 2016

One of them was the 1997 World Series. The other is much harder to explain.

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 21, 2016

Let’s discuss a tongue-in-cheek law and then PARADOX IT TO DEATH.

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 18, 2016

Puns on puns on puns on puns on puns.

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 13, 2016

63 percent of TV stations in the country air Jeopardy first. 37 percent air Wheel first. Who’s right?

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 11, 2016

I’m now on my 11th phone, so I took a journey back through all the ones I’ve loved before.

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 10, 2016

A scandal has leaked out at some of North America’s most prestigious philosophy departments.

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 7, 2016

With my best theory and worst theory to explain them all.

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 6, 2016

A strange new pickup line might be better than you think.

by Sam Greenspan
last updated March 22, 2018 · originally written October 5, 2016

The new mini NES with 30 preloaded games is coming out soon. Here are the games they should’ve included.