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In the newest episode of the 11 Points Countdown, we rank some of the biggest superpowers by their desirability.

I’m back from my extended wedding/week after wedding hiatus and back with an excellent new episode of 11 Points Countdown.

On this episode I’m joined by the excellent comedian and host of the podcast Put Your Hands Together, Cameron Esposito. And we’re counting down the results of my poll on the 11 superpowers you want the most. I am appalled the power of flight finished so high. (And on this site I’ve actually covered 11 Things You’d Actually See In the Women’s Locker Room If You Were Invisible.)

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Here are the full results of the poll (highlight the first 11 to avoid spoilers)…

  1. Invisibility
  2. Flight
  3. Teleportation
  4. Time travel
  5. Mind reading
  6. Telekinesis, move objects with mind
  7. Rapid healing
  8. Invulnerability
  9. Shape-shifting
  10. Super speed
  11. Super strength
  12. See the future
  13. Immortality
  14. X-Ray vision
  15. Animal communication/control
  16. Elasticity
  17. Animal powers (i.e. Spider-Man)
  18. Heat vision
  19. Empath, taking on others’ emotions
  20. Freeze vision