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During this NBA Playoffs hiatus, here is an EXCLUSIVE look at the 11 current NBA players who have never dunked during the course of a game.

This idea occurred to me while I was playing NBA Jam a few weeks ago (the original arcade version, at one of those new arcade game bars). And I figured it’d be a good time to bust it out now, with the NBA on a super hiatus until the Finals start. They’re going to outlast the Baseketball playoffs soon enough, dammit.

As I was picking my NBA Jam team, I found my childhood instincts kicked in as I shied away from teams with a player who couldn’t dunk. That included my Cleveland Cavs (with Mark Price). In NBA Jam, some of the players who could not/barely dunk in real life would scarcely dunk (maybe an uncontested, two-handed baseline dunk, but that’s it) — and that was a big disadvantage. Layups often miss in the game; dunks virtually never do.

It got me thinking about a version of the game featuring modern NBA players and how the non-dunkers essentially wouldn’t exist. As the NBA players have evolved over the past two decades, it’s exceedingly rare to see one who can’t dunk. At this point, if you’re athletic enough to play in the NBA, you probably have the ability to jump high enough to dunk a basketball.

When I got home, I tried to look up how many current NBA players there were with zero career dunks — and I was shocked to find that information isn’t readily available. Even in the analytics age, there’s no good public database with that specific stat.

So I called in help. And the wonderful people at STATS came through, and hooked me up with a list of players who’ve had zero dunks in their careers.

A few notes before we jump in: To make the list, it requires 200 career games played, or roughly two-and-a-half seasons. I only included active players who were on an NBA roster when the 2014-15 season came to a close. And finally, the heights I listed are their “official” ones, which means a lot of these guys are probably a few inches shorter in reality.

Here are the 11 current NBA players who have never dunked in the course of a game…

1 | Luke Ridnour

Orlando Magic, 6’2″ – 6,803 field goal attempts

2 | Beno Udrih

Memphis Grizzlies, 6’3″ – 5,526 FGA

3 | J.J. Barea

Dallas Mavericks, 6’0″ – 4,349 FGA

4 | D.J. Augustin

Oklahoma City Thunder, 6’0″ – 4,160 FGA

5 | Isaiah Thomas

Boston Celtics, 5’9″ – 3,296 FGA

6 | Patty Mills

San Antonio Spurs, 6’0″ – 1,725 FGA

7 | Steve Novak

Oklahoma City Thunder, 6’10” – 1,692 FGA

8 | Brian Roberts

Charlotte Hornets, 6’1″ – 1,544 FGA

9 | Jimmer Fredette

New Orleans Pelicans, 6’2″ – 1,248 FGA

10 | John Lucas III

Detroit Pistons, 5’11” – 1,181 FGA

11 | Pablo Prigioni

Houston Rockets, 6’3″ – 639 FGA

And now, random notes:

Average height: 6’1.5″. (Getting rid of the absurd Steve Novak 6’10” outlier only drops it down to 6’0.7″.)

Racial breakdown: Four white, five black (including one of Australian Aboriginal descent), two Hispanic.

Nationality breakdown: Seven American, four international (Prigioni, Spain; Udrih, Slovenia; Barea, Puerto Rico; Mills, Australia).

Isaiah Thomas attempted two dunks his rookie year but missed both. (He’s also the shortest player on the list.)

J.J. Redick was a tough case. He’s never dunked in 4,402 attempts, but DID dunk in a 2011 playoff game. I ultimately decided to leave him off the list.

Two guys who came very close: Jameer Nelson, who’s dunked once in 714 games; and Steve Blake, who’s dunked twice in 812 games.

As the legend goes, Oscar Robertson never dunked in a single game.

Three players who played earlier this NBA season would’ve qualified for this list had they not been cut before the end of the year: A.J. Price, Jannero Pargo and Jason Kapono.

And finally, I fully recognize the stones/glass houses aspect of this. I myself have never dunked in an NBA game either. (Or a non-NBA game. Or on an adjustable hoop set higher than maybe eight feet.)