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11 Shades of Grey - 11 Points

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written by Sam Greenspan

You want sexy shades of grey? I got your sexy shades of grey right here.

Aww yeah! Turn down those lights!

It’s not hexadecimal, it’s sexadecimal.

It’s not Pantone, it’s Panbone.

It’s not hue-saturation-luminance, it’s huge infatuation looming in your pants.

It’s not the spectrum, it’s your rectum.

THIS… is 11 Shades of Grey.

1 | “Intercourse Betwixt the Fog”

2 | “Sandy Regrets”

3 | “Aged Pubis”

4 | “Unwashed Bodice”

5 | “Quivering Haze”

6 | “Trojan Ultra Thin Wrapper”

7 | “Discharged Regrets”

8 | “Rhapsody of the Tip”

9 | “Stained Black Duvet”

10 | “Taint Misbehavin'”

11 | “Sex is the/at the Hot Topic”