You want sexy shades of grey? I got your sexy shades of grey right here.
Aww yeah! Turn down those lights!
It’s not hexadecimal, it’s sexadecimal.
It’s not Pantone, it’s Panbone.
It’s not hue-saturation-luminance, it’s huge infatuation looming in your pants.
It’s not the spectrum, it’s your rectum.
THIS… is 11 Shades of Grey.
1 | “Intercourse Betwixt the Fog”
2 | “Sandy Regrets”
3 | “Aged Pubis”
4 | “Unwashed Bodice”
5 | “Quivering Haze”
6 | “Trojan Ultra Thin Wrapper”
7 | “Discharged Regrets”
8 | “Rhapsody of the Tip”
9 | “Stained Black Duvet”
10 | “Taint Misbehavin'”
11 | “Sex is the/at the Hot Topic”
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