The best pictures I saw this week include a Super Bowl halftime surprise, crazy kid poetry and a hot taker getting destroyed.
My Review of the First Song Ever Designed to Turn Sex Into Exercise
A new track claims it can transform sex into an interval training workout. So why do I keep hearing traces of Janet Jackson, Mario Kart and Cotton Eye Joe?
The Two Stupid Ways I Remember the Difference Between Slovakia and Slovenia
I realized a few years ago I needed a way to quickly keep Slovakia and Slovenia straight. I came up with two basic tricks that have never failed me.
11 Results For the 11 Weirdest Super Bowl XLIX Prop Bets (All of Which I Actually Made)
I put $121 on Super Bowl prop bets about Phoenix weather, Bill Belichick and Katy Perry’s attire, Groundhog Day, gas prices and more. How did I do?
Emotions For Sale (Or, I Watched Four Hours of Football Expecting Funny Ads, What Happened Next Will Shock You)
A look at what a flood of emotionally manipulative Super Bowl ads means in the bigger picture.