Sometimes FOX buys the mentioned websites on The Simpsons… but sometimes they don’t. Let’s find out the contents of these domains.
A friend of mine was recently telling me about a business he was starting and asked for a name. I immediately went into Simpsons mode and suggested either Flancrest Enterprises, Compuglobalhypermeganet — or something cutting edge like CutCo, Edgecom or Interslice.
Just for sport, we went online and typed in FlancrestEnterprises.com. What resulted is some strange website that combines 8-bit graphics, Dungeons & Dragons, and, fittingly, Bible quotes.
This, of course, sent me on a half-day-long quest to check out websites that have been featured on The Simpsons and see where they actually lead.
(And, as a nerd-ly side note, I know that Flanders never specifically says that his website is FlancrestEnterprises.com. For all we know, he went with a .org. All of the sites in this list are either explicitly mentioned or displayed on screen with their full name and dot-suffix.)
11 featured websites on The Simpsons
So here are 11 websites flashed on screen on a few of their episodes and where it leads to when you click them. Many of them are no longer accessible, so I linked them to Wayback Machine just in case you want to take a trip down memory lane.
While some are still online, they may have hardcore popups, so be warned.
1 | MrXsWebPage.com
Turns out that MrXsWebPage.com (like a few others on this list) is actually owned by FOX. And to their credit, they actually have up a functional replica of the website that Homer made when he was making up gossip as Mr. X.
It even has the eternally-spinning animated page counter (though a noticeable lack of Dancing Jesuses).
After a few years, they changed the contents of the domain, not a redirect, into a replica of the Fox website itself, which is a mortal sin in the eyes of Google.
2 | OldCoot.com
This website is name checked in the 2003 episode, where Homer spends the entire episode gearing up to fight a bear. In the episode, Grandpa Simpson shows Homer his website, OldCoot.com, where he goes to rant.
This site was already owned — name-checking a domain on TV doesn’t have the same rules, apparently, as name-checking a phone number, which is why they use 555 numbers. OldCoot.com leads to the Grandpa Cratchet website, which is for a traveling puppet show.
When their site was named on The Simpsons some people told them to sue — they wisely decided against it. Take the free publicity and don’t dump your life savings into a pointless battle with News Corp. Plus, I’d suspect they might send hired goons to snatch you up and throw you in an underground bunker.
3 | WhatBadgersEat.com
FOX owns this one, and it now redirects to their main site. But from 2001 to 2008, WhatBadgersEat.com actually directed to a website with cartoonish badgers holding a knife and a fork on a green background.
It then went on to a series of redirections after that to thesimpsons.com and simpsonsworld.com before resting to the current fox.com.
But they missed it. I would’ve been more impressed if it forwarded to a site that said “Badger, my ass, it’s probably Milhouse” because, ya know, the people behind The Simpsons have made it abundantly clear that they’re nowhere close to as big of Simpsons geeks as the people who watch the show.
4 | BetterThanTV.com
This was the episode that bought Bart’s animated cartoon Angry Dad — and promptly went out of business. I actually love the domain name — it succinctly sums up pretty much every delusion I ever encountered in my adventures in the web video industry.
BetterThanTV.com was a website initially offering content on travel, financial planning, e-commerce, lifestyle, and real estate. But now it just leads to a parked domain page.
5 | PrincipalSkinnerStinks.com, SkinnerSucks.org, ShavedSkinner.edu, Skinner-In-A-Shredder.com
Ah yes, all of Bart’s anti-Skinner websites. PrincipalSkinnerStinks.com, SkinnerSucks.org, and Skinner-In-A-Shredder.com are all owned by FOX but don’t lead anywhere — they don’t even redirect to the main Simpsons page or anything.
All three were registered on August 30, 2002 — exactly seven months before they were mentioned in the episode “Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky.”
As for ShavedSkinner.edu… well, unless someone founds an accredited college called the University of Shaved Skinner, it’s doubtful that domain will ever exist.
6 | EarthlandRealms.com (warning: annoying popup makes it hard to leave the site)
EarthlandRealms.com is from the episode “Marge Gamer”, where Marge signs up for an EverQuest/World of Warcraft-type game to bond with Bart.
It appears someone took this pretty far — and actually bought the domain and created a version of the game. I would play it, but my eyes immediately gloss over when someone tells me to choose between being an elf or an orc.
My brain is so full of useless garbage at this point, I just can’t find room for weighing and assessing the strengths and weaknesses of different mythical species.
7 | SexySlumberParty.com
SexySlumberParty.com is owned by FOX — I’m sure, much to the chagrin of some niche fetish pornographer out there. Anyway, they took down the corresponding site for whatever reason. But the old Archive.org page let me pull up that screenshot.
Sadly, the Skinner domains and this one aren’t the only domains that FOX bought, used, and then took down. Other Simpsons domains that currently bring up errors or domain parking pages include StupidFlanders.org, Dorks-Gone-Wild.com, Nuclear-Secrets.com, and LisaTheMovie.com.
8 | Butt.com
In the chalkboard gag for the episode where Homer becomes Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger’s assistant, Bart writes “BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS” over and over.
Turns out Butt.com is actually a porn site that focuses on — you’re not going to believe this — butt.
So, when this episode went into syndication, the animation was changed to read “BUTT.BUTT IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS”.
And that alternative is much cleaner because, thus far, the .butt Internet suffix hasn’t been claimed. We’re waiting on you, Bhutan.
9 | ZackAttack.com
This is from the 2009 episode “Bart Gets a Z”, where Mrs. Krabappel gets fired, and a hip teacher named Zachary Vaughn is hired in her place. During his parent-teacher conference with Homer, his website “zackattack.com” is prominently written on a chalkboard.
When I was researching this list, I’d forgotten all about that episode. Basically most of the last five seasons or so run together in my mind. But I was more surprised that ZackAttack.com hadn’t been snatched up years ago by a Saved by the Bell fan. I guess Brian Fate would probably file an intellectual property claim.
Anyway, this domain was snatched up long before it was featured on The Simpsons. It was owned by some German guy and after being used as a total spam site, ZackAttack.com is currently a party band site.
10 | SpringfieldIsForGayLoversOfMarriage.com, ePISCOPAL.com, DivinitySchool.com
All three of these are featured in the gay marriage episode, and each leads to a different place.
The SpringfieldIsForGayLoversOfMarriage.com website, sadly, is yet another site that FOX bought, created and abandoned. (Also, I love that they made is “For Gay Lovers Of Marriage” and not “For Lovers Of Gay Marriage.” A subtle touch on just how much the town didn’t quite “get” the gay marriage thing.)
ePiscopal.com is just broken. The official website of the Episcopal Church is episcopalchurch.org, and they aren’t the owners of ePiscopal.com. The site is now abandoned after being redirected to inetusa.com for many years.
I also checked and, sadly, Joe Piscopo doesn’t own ePiscopo either. Bad day for Team “Episcop” on their domain foresight.
DivinitySchool.com is a mix between a parked domain and an actual site. It’s not really providing a real service, but kind of looks like a real website and had a ton of links to different online schools. Moreover, it’s not a strong showing for the websites of the gay marriage episode.
11 | Single-In-Springfield.com
It was an incredible adventure. It required me finding a URL featured in an obscure 2009 episode. But I found one that no one owned.
They featured this URL in the little-known April 2009 episode “Eeny Teeny Maya Moe”. It’s the episode where Moe the Bartender meets a woman on an online dating site. But she turns out to be a dwarf. Really. There’s an episode about that. I didn’t remember it either.
But more important, he meets her on the website Single-In-Springfield.com. And if you click that, it now leads to… this very list.
Honorable mention to other addresses and websites on the Simpsons such as chunkylover53@aol.com … www.(whistle).(sexy boing) … alt.nerd.obsessive … smartgirl63_/@yahoo.com … and, of course, Compuglobalhypermeganet (which never officially gets a URL).